Thanks Terri,

if at any time I cause offence.......tough!!! You ain't gonna beat my b*lls and hang 'em out to dry :b I've seen the way you deal with the other guys on this Forum...but I'm not like them..You're dealing with a guy who gets to pick his own pinafore AND choose the washing up liquid in his own house
:D :lol
This may not work for non-Brits, but here goes.
( I think I could do a Paul Burrell with this next one and sell it to the Press! :evil )
Camilla Barker Knowles went to the Royal Physician and was overheard complaining that every time she gave Chuck a
b***job she got indigestion and heartburn ............to which he replied 'Have you tried Andrews?' ;)

The names have been changed to protect the innocent! Any similarities to persons living or deceased is purely co-incidental.:D