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It was 1:30 in the morning, I was staggering towards our house...blitzed out of my skull
....but not so much that I didn't know Mrs Svent was gonna roast me when I got home! Then I tripped and fell into Big John's garden. Now BJ may be insufferable at times, but he has green fingers and his garden always looks great with countless varieties of plants and flowers....so I picked me a huge bunch to appease my Missus.
Eventually I got home, but before Mrs Svent could say anything I thrust the flowers into her arms......'For you my pet!!' says I...'by way of apology'.
Mrs Svent is gobsmacked
(very surprised) and all thoughts of beating the s**t out of me were forgotten. Instead she made me coffee and told me she was going upstairs. Shortly afterwards...she called me to the bedroom where I found her laying seductively on her back in a see thru negligee
....as I looked on she coyly raised the negligee above her heaving breasts and then parted her legs..... I asked 'Whats that for?'
she replied 'For the flowers'
Some things are better left unsaid, but I couldn't resist it .......'Don't you think they would look better in a vase!!'
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Its not easy writing from a hospital bed!!!
Svent
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