Terri was standing at the railing of the
cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it
would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman
approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam.
I do not intend to be forward, but did you know
that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands
to hold onto this hat."

"But, madam, you must know that your privates
are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the
man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down
there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat
yesterday!" :lol :rollin

:hat RI'B