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// {|||} 0] _____
|| {|||} \-----] Things were getting pretty
\\ {|||} _\____ hot in the back of my car
\\ {|||} / ---- when she screamed out....
\\-------- / "Kiss Me Where it Smells!!"
/ |
| DogByte | So I drove her to New Jersey!
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== ==

Two irishmen were sitting in a pub having beer and
watching the brothel across the street.

They saw a baptist minister walk into the brothel,
and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see
a man of the cloth goin' bad."

Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the
other irishman said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see
that the jews are fallin' victim to temptation."

Then they saw a catholic priest enter the brothel,
and one of the irishmen said, "What a terrible pity...
one of the girls must be quite ill."

Just my $.02 (US) worth!! :lol

:hat RI'B