That sounds like a great idea Trouty.

Ladies, are you looking for a very eligible bachelor?

One with a great sense of humor, and great looking to boot?
(I mean that in the most hetero of ways.)
What a catch!! (No pun intended.)

Then look no further then my good buddy Metal Messiah.
A great guy for a great buy.

Oh, by the way, did I mention how Metal he is?
No one even comes close.

Hmmm... Wait. That might not be a good selling point. Anyway, the sale goes to the best looking female bidder, with the most money.

What will I think of next?


By the way, try my new Oxyclean. Guaranteed to take that fish smell out of even the most stubborn Trout Guys.